2008

Keepers

Riders of Rohan
1. Prince Fielder
2. Miguel Cabrera
3. Jimmy Rollins
4. Grady Sizemore
5. Brandon Webb
6. Nick Markakis
7. Joe Nathan
8. Ian Kinsler

Stewies SexyParties
1. David Ortiz
2. Chase Utley
3. Hanley Ramirez
4. Aramis Ramirez
5. Vladimir Guerrero
6. Ryan Braun
7. Scott Kazmir
8. Roy Oswalt

Akron Pronks
1. Carlos Beltran
2. Eric Byrnes
3. Aaron Harang
4. Tim Lincecum
5. Magglio Ordonez
6. Carlos Pena
7. J.J. Putz
8. Brian Roberts

Feisty Mosquitos
1. Bobby Abreu
2. Carl Crawford
3. Derek Jeter
4. Justin Morneau
5. Hunter Pence
6. Brandon Phillips
7. C.C. Sabathia
8. Troy Tulowitzki

DamKnights
1. Joe Mauer
2. Robinson Cano
3. Michael Young
4. Matt Holliday
5. Juan Pierre
6. Jake Peavy
7. John Smoltz
8. Ben Sheets

Cleveland Enforcers
1. Cole Hamels
2. Alex Rodriguez
3. Jose Reyes
4. B.J. Upton
5. Chris B. Young
6. Francisco Rodriguez
7. Alex Gordon
8. (no 8th keeper)

Howard's Heroes
1. David Wright
2. Ryan Howard
3. Mark Teixeira
4. Erik Bedard
5. Justin Verlander
6. Chone Figgins
7. Adam Dunn
8. Matt Cain

The Usual Suspects
1. Victor Martinez
2. Albert Pujols
3. Lance Berkman
4. Alfonso Soriano
5. Manny Ramirez
6. Curtis Granderson
7. Mariano Rivera
8. Yovani Gallardo

Those Guys
1. Chipper Jones
2. Carlos Lee
3. Torii Hunter
4. Jim Thome
5. John Lackey
6. Rich Hill
7. Jonathan Papelbon
8. Billy Wagner

Mercer AutoWreckers
1. Corey Hart
2. Mike Lowell
3. Russell Martin
4. Brad Hawpe
5. Josh Beckett
6. Daisuke Matsuzaka
7. Felix Hernandez
8. Brett Myers

Vandelay Industries
1. Johan Santana
2. Chris Young
3. Ichiro Suzuki
4. Hideki Matsui
5. Garret Atkins
6. Miguel Tejada
7. Carlos Guillen
8. (no 8th keeper)

Dunedain Rangers
1. Derrek Lee
2. Travis Hafner
3. Alexis Rios
4. Carlos Zambrano
5. Dan Haren
6. Roy Halladay
7. (no 7th keeper)
8. (no 8th keeper)

Draft Results

Round 1
1. Mercer AutoWreckers - Adrian Gonzalez, 1B, Padres
2. The Usual Suspects (from Vandelay Industries) - Francisco Liriano, SP, Twins
3. Dunedain Rangers - Ryan Zimmerman, 3B, Nationals
4. Those Guys - Javier Vazquez, SP, White Sox
5. Riders of Rohan (from The Usual Suspects) - Delmon Young, OF, Twins
6. Howard's Heroes - Gary Sheffield, OF, Tigers
7. Cleveland Enforcers - Chad Billingsley, SP, Dodgers
8. DamKnights - Adrian Beltre, 3B, Mariners
9. Feisty Mosquitos - Takashi Saito, RP, Dodgers
10. Akron Pronks - James Shields, SP, Rays
11. Stewies SexyParties - Jason Bay, OF, Pirates
12. The Usual Suspects (from Riders of Rohan) - Rickie Weeks, 2B, Brewers

Supplemental Round 1
A. Vandelay Industries - Fausto Carmona, SP, Indians
B. Dunedain Rangers - Howie Kendrick, 2B, Angels
C. Cleveland Enforcers - A.J. Burnett, SP, Blue Jays

Round 2
13. Mercer AutoWreckers - John Maine, SP, Mets
14. The Usual Suspects (from Vandelay Industries via Riders of Rohan) - Rafael Furcal, SS, Dodgers
15. Dunedain Rangers - Brian McCann, C, Braves
16. Those Guys - Paul Konerko, 1B, White Sox
17. Riders of Rohan (from The Usual Suspects) - Matt Kemp, OF, Dodgers
18. Cleveland Enforcers (from Howard's Heroes) - Huston Street, RP, Athletics
19. Cleveland Enforcers - Jose Valverde, RP, Astros
20. DamKnights - Nick Swisher, OF, White Sox
21. Feisty Mosquitos - Bobby Jenks, RP, White Sox
22. Akron Pronks - Jorge Posada, C, Yankees
23. Stewies SexyParties - Matt Capps, RP, Pirates
24. Howard's Heroes ((from Riders of Rohan via The Usual Suspects) - Edgar Renteria, SS, Tigers

Supplemental Round 2
D. Dunedain Rangers - Vernon Wells, OF, Blue Jays

Round 3
25. Mercer AutoWreckers - Francisco Cordero, RP, Reds
26. Vandelay Industries - Jeff Francoeur, OF, Braves
27. Dunedain Rangers - Trevor Hoffman, RP, Padres
28. Those Guys - Shane Victorino, OF, Phillies
29. The Usual Suspects - Evan Longoria, 3B, Rays
30. Howard's Heroes - Jacoby Ellsbury, OF, Red Sox
31. Cleveland Enforcers - Josh Hamilton, OF, Rangers
32. DamKnights - Manny Corpas, RP, Rockies
33. Feisty Mosquitos - Jered Weaver, SP, Angels
34. Mercer AutoWreckers (from Akron Pronks) - Jhonny Peralta, SS, Indians
35. Stewies SexyParties - Philip Hughes, SP, Yankees
36. Riders of Rohan - Dustin McGowan, SP, Blue Jays

Round 4
37. Akron Pronks (from Mercer AutoWreckers) - J.J. Hardy, SS, Brewers
38. Vandelay Industries - James Loney, 1B, Dodgers
39. Dunedain Rangers - Brad Lidge, RP, Phillies
40. Those Guys - Orlando Cabrera, SS, Angels
41. The Usual Suspects - Oliver Perez, SP, Mets
42. The Usual Suspects (from Howard's Heroes) - Rafael Soriano, RP, Braves
43. Cleveland Enforcers - Jermaine Dye, OF, White Sox
44. DamKnights - Joba Chamberlain, P, Yankees
45. Feisty Mosquitos - Clay Buchholz, SP, Red Sox
46. Mercer AutoWreckers (from Akron Pronks) - Ian Snell, SP, Pirates
47. Stewies SexyParties - Pedro Martinez, SP, Mets
48. Cleveland Enforcers (from Riders of Rohan) - Ted Lilly, SP, Cubs

Round 5
49. Riders of Rohan (from Mercer AutoWreckers via The Usual Suspects) - Joakim Soria, RP, Royals
50. Vandelay Industries - Adam Wainwright, SP, Cardinals
51. Dunedain Rangers - Kosuke Fukudome, OF, Cubs
52. Those Guys - Placido Polanco, 2B, Tigers
53. Riders of Rohan (from The Usual Suspects) - Jason Isringhousen, RP, Cardinals
54. The Usual Suspects (from Howard's Heroes) - Rich Harden, SP, Athletics
55. Riders of Rohan (from Cleveland Enforcers) - Chien-Ming Wang, SP, Yankees
56. DamKnights - Todd Helton, 1B, Rockies
57. Feisty Mosquitos - Kenji Johjima, C, Mariners
58. Akron Pronks - Chad Cordero, RP, Nationals
59. Cleveland Enforcers (from Stewies SexyParties) - Carlos Marmol, RP, Cubs
60. Riders of Rohan - Michael Bourn, OF, Astros

Round 6
61. Mercer AutoWreckers - Todd Jones, RP, Tigers
62. Vandelay Industries - Dan Uggla, 2B, Marlins
63. Dunedain Rangers - Jeremy Bonderman, SP, Tigers
64. Those Guys - Kevin Gregg, RP, Marlins
65. The Usual Suspects - Tim Hudson, SP, Braves
66. The Usual Suspects (from Howard's Heroes) - Kelvim Escobar, SP, Angels
67. Cleveland Enforcers - Andruw Jones, OF, Dodgers
68. DamKnights - Jeremy Hermida, OF, Marlins
69. Feisty Mosquitos - Hank Blalock, 3B, Rangers
70. Akron Pronks - Brad Penny, SP, Dodgers
71. Stewies SexyParties - Willy Tavares, OF, Rockies
72. Cleveland Enforcers (from Riders of Rohan) - Randy Johnson, SP, Diamondbacks

Round 7
73. Mercer AutoWreckers - Joey Votto, 1B, Reds
74. Vandelay Industries - Joe Borowski, RP, Indians
75. Dunedain Rangers - Kevin Kouzmanoff, 3B, Padres
76. Those Guys - Jeff Francis, SP, Rockies
77. Howard's Heroes (from The Usual Suspects) - B.J. Ryan, RP, Blue Jays
78. Howard's Heroes - Eric Gagne, RP, Brewers
79. Stewies SexyParties (from Cleveland Enforcers) - C.J. Wilson, RP, Rangers
80. DamKnights - Zack Greinke, SP, Royals
81. Feisty Mosquitos - Brian Wilson, RP, Giants
82. Akron Pronks - Johnny Damon, OF, Yankees
83. Stewies SexyParties - Tom Gorzelanny, SP, Pirates
84. Riders of Rohan - Joe Blanton, SP, Athletics

Round 8
85. Mercer AutoWreckers (from Mercer AutoWreckers via Akron Pronks) - Michael Cuddyer, OF, Twins
86. Riders of Rohan (from Vandelay Industries) - George Sherrill, RP, Orioles
87. Dunedain Rangers - Khalil Greene, SS, Padres
88. Those Guys - Derek Lowe, SP, Dodgers
89. Riders of Rohan (from The Usual Suspects) - Chris Carpenter, SP, Cardinals
90. Howard's Heroes - Jon Lester, SP, Red Sox
91. Riders of Rohan (from Cleveland Enforcers) - Mark Prior, SP, Padres
92. DamKnights - Brandon Lyon, RP, Diamondbacks
93. Feisty Mosquitos - Jonathan Broxton, RP, Dodgers
94. Akron Pronks - Troy Percival, RP, Rays
95. Stewies SexyParties - Homer Bailey, SP, Reds
96. Riders of Rohan - Gil Meche, SP, Royals

Round 9
97. Mercer AutoWreckers - Pat Burrell, OF, Phillies
98. Vandelay Industries - Jeremy Accardo, RP, Blue Jays
99. Dunedain Rangers - Rocco Baldelli, OF, Rays
100. Those Guys - Rafael Betancourt, RP, Indians
101. Mercer AutoWreckers (from The Usual Suspects) - Yunel Escobar, SS, Braves
102. Howard's Heroes - Tony Pena, RP, Diamondbacks
103. Cleveland Enforcers - Billy Butler, OF, Royals
104. DamKnights - Edwin Encarnacion, 3B, Reds
105. Feisty Mosquitos - Hiroki Kuroda, SP, Dodgers
106. Akron Pronks - Heath Bell, RP, Padres
107. Stewies SexyParties - Jarod Saltalamacchia, C, Rangers
108. The Usual Suspects (from Riders of Rohan) - Geovany Soto, C, Cubs

Round 10
109. Mercer AutoWreckers - Adam Jones, OF, Orioles
110. Vandelay Industries - Rick Ankiel, OF, Cardinals
111. Dunedain Rangers - Dontrelle Willis, SP, Tigers
112. Those Guys - Bengie Molina, C, Giants
113. The Usual Suspects - Kerry Wood, RP, Cubs
114. Howard's Heroes - J.R. Towles, C, Astros
115. Cleveland Enforcers - Ken Griffey Jr., OF, Reds
116. DamKnights - Kelly Johnson, 2B, Braves
117. Feisty Mosquitos - Justin Upton, OF, Diamondbacks
118. Akron Pronks - Josh Fields, 3B, White Sox
119. Stewies SexyParties - Ivan Rodriguez, C, Tigers
120. The Usual Suspects (from Riders of Rohan) - Barry Zito, SP, Giants

Round 11
121. Mercer AutoWreckers - Dustin Pedroia, 2B, Red Sox
122. Vandelay Industries - Bob Howry, RP, Cubs
123. Dunedain Rangers - Melky Cabrera, OF, Yankees
124. Those Guys - Kazuo Matsui, 2B, Astros
125. Riders of Rohan (from The Usual Suspects) - Jeff Kent, 2B, Dodgers
126. Howard's Heroes - Aaron Rowand, OF, Giants
127. Cleveland Enforcers - Mark Beuhrle, SP, White Sox
128. DamKnights - Kevin Slowey, SP, Twins
129. Feisty Mosquitos - Ian Kennedy, SP, Yankees
130. Akron Pronks - Hideki Okajima, RP, Red Sox
131. Stewies SexyParties - Ryan Garko, 1B, Indians
132. Riders of Rohan - Jason Schmidt, SP, Dodgers

Round 12
133. Mercer AutoWreckers - Bronson Arroyo, SP, Reds
134. Vandelay Industries - Andy Pettitte, SP, Yankees
135. Dunedain Rangers - Felix Pie, OF, Cubs
136. Those Guys - Colby Rasmus, OF, Cardinals
137. The Usual Suspects - Jay Bruce, OF, Reds
138. The Usual Suspects (from Howard's Heroes) - Pat Neshek, RP, Twins
139. Cleveland Enforcers - Stephen Drew, SS, Diamondbacks
140. DamKnights - Conor Jackson, 1B, Diamondbacks
141. Feisty Mosquitos - Nick Johnson, 1B, Nationals
142. Akron Pronks - Curt Schilling, SP, Red Sox
143. Stewies SexyParties - Cameron Maybin, OF, Marlins
144. Vandelay Industries (from Riders of Rohan) - Matt Garza, SP, Rays

Round 13
145. Mercer AutoWreckers - Jeremy Guthrie, SP, Orioles
146. Vandelay Industries - Chase Headley, 3B, Padres
147. Dunedain Rangers - Jake Westbrook, SP, Indians
148. Those Guys - Raul Ibanez, OF, Mariners
149. Howard's Heroes (from The Usual Suspects) - Boof Bonser, SP, Twins
150. Howard's Heroes - Ryan Theriot, 2B, Cubs
151. Cleveland Enforcers - Joel Zumaya, RP, Tigers
152. DamKnights - Carlos Gomez, OF, Twins
153. Feisty Mosquitos - Jose Guillen, OF, Royals
154. Akron Pronks - Kevin Youkilis, 1B, Red Sox
155. Stewies SexyParties - Ubaldo Jimenez, SP, Rockies
156. Vandelay Industries (from Riders of Rohan) - Ryan Spilborghs, OF, Rockies

Round 14
157. Akron Pronks (from Mercer AutoWreckers) - Scott Baker, SP, Twins
158. Vandelay Industries - Gio Gonzalez, SP, Athletics
159. Dunedain Rangers - Willy Mo Pena, OF, Nationals
160. Those Guys - Brian Fuentes, RP, Rockies
161. Howard's Heroes (from The Usual Suspects) - Luke Scott, OF, Orioles
162. Howard's Heroes - Andrew Miller, SP, Marlins
163. Howard's Heroes (from Cleveland Enforcers) - Joe Crede, 3B, White Sox
164. DamKnights - Henry Owens, RP, Marlins
165. Feisty Mosquitos - Scot Shields, RP, Angels
166. Akron Pronks - Bill Hall, OF, Brewers
167. Stewies SexyParties - Bartolo Colon, SP, Red Sox
168. Vandelay Industries (from Riders of Rohan via The Usual Suspects) - David Price, SP, Rays


Final Rosters

Cleveland Enforcers
C - A.J. Pierzynski
1B - Carlos Delgado
1B - Marcus Thames
3B - Alex Rodriguez
SS - Jose Reyes
OF - B.J. Upton
OF - Vladimir Guerrero
OF - Josh Hamilton
OF - Jermaine Dye
OF - Chris B. Young
OF - Carlos Quentin
OF - Ken Griffey, Jr.
SP - Cole Hamels
SP - Chad Billingsley
SP - Randy Johnson
SP - Mike Mussina
SP - Jesse Litsch
SP - Freddy Garcia
RP - Jose Valverde
RP - Carlos Marmol
RP - C.J. Wilson
RP - Matt Thornton
RP - Fernando Rodney

The Usual Suspects
C - Victor Martinez
1B - Albert Pujols
1B - Lance Berkman
2B - Alexei Ramirez
3B - David Wright
3B - Chone Figgins
3B - Garrett Atkins
SS - Orlando Cabrera
OF - Alfonso Soriano
SP - Edinson Volquez
SP - Ervin Santana
SP - Rich Harden
SP - Ubaldo Jimenez
SP - Wandy Rodriguez
SP - Francisco Liriano
RP - Billy Wagner
RP - B.J. Ryan
RP - Kerry Wood
RP - Salomon Torres
RP - Brad Ziegler

Akron Pronks
C - Jorge Posada
C - Kelly Shoppach
1B - Carlos Pena
1B - Mike Jacobs
2B - Brian Roberts
3B - Kevin Youkilis
SS - Miguel Tejada
SS - J.J. Hardy
OF - Carlos Beltran
OF - Magglio Ordonez
OF - Johnny Damon
OF - Eric Byrnes
OF - Milton Bradley
SP - Tim Lincecum
SP - James Shields
SP - Cliff Lee
SP - Gavin Floyd
SP - Bronson Arroyo
SP - Hiroki Kuroda
RP - J.J. Putz
RP - Troy Percival
RP - Heath Bell
RP - Rafael Perez
RP - Jensen Lewis

Stewies SexyParties
C - Ivan Rodriguez
1B - David Ortiz
2B - Chase Utley
2B - Eugenio Velez
3B - Aramis Ramirez
SS - Hanley Ramirez
OF - Ryan Braun
OF - Jason Bay
OF - Nate McLouth
OF - Willy Taveras
OF - Nelson Cruz
SP - Scott Kazmir
SP - Roy Oswalt
SP - Pedro Martinez
SP - Ryan Dempster
SP - A.J. Burnett
SP - Oliver Perez
SP - Phil Hughes
SP - Chris Volstad
SP - Clayton Kershaw
SP - Luke Hochevar
RP - Francisco Rodriguez
RP - Matt Capps

Mercer AutoWreckers
C - Russell Martin
1B - Adrian Gonzalez
1B - Joey Votto
2B - Dustin Pedroia
2B - Orlando Hudson
3B - Mike Lowell
3B - Mark Reynolds
SS - Yunel Escobar
SS - Jhonny Peralta
OF - Corey Hart
OF - Pat Burrell
OF - Brad Hawpe
OF - Garret Anderson
OF - Xavier Nady
OF - Randy Winn
SP - Josh Beckett
SP - Daisuke Matsuzaka
SP - Felix Hernandez
SP - Brett Myers
SP - Tim Hudson
SP - Jon Lester
RP - Francisco Cordero
RP - George Sherrill
RP - Taylor Buchholz

Riders of Rohan
C - Ryan Doumit
1B - Miguel Cabrera
1B - Prince Fielder
2B - Ian Kinsler
2B - Matt Antonelli
2B - Ian Stewart
3B - Brandon Wood
SS - Jimmy Rollins
OF - Grady Sizemore
OF - Nick Markakis
OF - Delmon Young
OF - Matt Kemp
OF - Cameron Maybin
SP - Brandon Webb
SP - Aaron Harang
SP - John Maine
SP - Chris Carpenter
SP - Kevin Slowey
SP - Brandon Morrow
SP - Radhames Liz
RP - Joe Nathan
RP - Joakim Soria
RP - Joey Devine

Feisty Mosquitoes
1B - Justin Morneau
1B - Alex Gordon
1B - Adam LaRoche
2B - Brandon Phillips
2B - Rickie Weeks
SS - Derek Jeter
SS - Troy Tulowitzki
OF - Carl Crawford
OF - Bobby Abreu
OF - Hunter Pence
OF - Justin Upton
OF - Andre Ethier
OF - Lastings Milledge
OF - Travis Snider
Util - Kila Ka'aihue
SP - CC Sabathia
SP - Jered Weaver
SP - John Danks
SP - Josh Johnson
RP - Bobby Jenks
RP - Brian Wilson
RP - Jonathan Broxton
RP - Max Scherzer

Those Guys
C - Bengie Molina
1B - Paul Konerko
1B - Aubrey Huff
1B - Casey Kotchman
2B - Placido Polanco
2B - Kazuo Matsui
3B - Chipper Jones
3B - Ramon Vazquez
SS - Rafael Furcal
OF - Manny Ramirez
OF - Carlos Lee
OF - Torii Hunter
OF - Shane Victorino
OF - Raul Ibanez
OF - Colby Rasmus
OF - Ryan Spilborghs
Util - Jim Thome
SP - John Lackey
SP - Javier Vazquez
SP - Zack Grienke
SP - Derek Lowe
SP - Joe Saunders
RP - Jonathan Papelbon
RP - Kevin Gregg
RP - Brian Fuentes
RP - Rafael Soriano

Dunedain Rangers
C - Brian McCann
1B - Derrek Lee
1B - Travis Hafner
2B - Howie Kendrick
2B - Mark DeRosa
3B - Ryan Zimmerman
3B - Jorge Cantu
SS - Khalil Greene
SS - Stephen Drew
SS - Mike Aviles
OF - Alex Rios
OF - Kosuke Fukudome
OF - Vernon Wells
OF - David Murphy
OF - Denard Span
OF - Chris Dickerson
SP - Dan Haren
SP - Carlos Zambrano
SP - Roy Halladay
SP - Todd Wellemeyer
SP - Mike Pelfrey
RP - Trevor Hoffman
RP - Brad Lidge
RP - Jeff Samardzija

Vandelay Industries
C - Geovany Soto
1B - Carlos Guillen
1B - James Loney
1B - Chris Davis
3B - Evan Longoria
OF - Ichiro Suzuki
OF - Curtis Granderson
OF - Hideki Matsui
OF - Rick Ankiel
OF - Ryan Church
OF - Ryan Ludwick
OF - Jay Bruce
OF - Chase Headley
SP - Chris Young
SP - Fausto Carmona
SP - Adam Wainwright
SP - Jeremy Guthrie
SP - Matt Garza
SP - Andy Pettitte
SP - Justin Duchscherer
SP - Ricky Nolasco
SP - Yovani Gallardo
RP - Jose Arredondo
RP - David Price

DamKnights
C - Joe Mauer
1B - Conor Jackson
2B - Robinson Cano
3B - Adrian Beltre
3B - Casey Blake
3B - Melvin Mora
3B - Omar Infante
SS - Michael Young
OF - Matt Holliday
OF - Michael Cuddyer
OF - Carlos Gomez
OF - Coco Crisp
OF - Shin-Soo Choo
SP - Jake Peavy
SP - Ben Sheets
SP - Joba Chamberlain
SP - Gil Meche
SP - Armando Galarraga
SP - John Smoltz
SP - Kyle Lohse
RP - Huston Street
RP - Brandon Lyon
RP - Grant Balfour
RP - Dan Wheeler

Howard's Heroes
C - Ramon Hernandez
C - Chris Snyder
1B - Ryan Howard
1B - Mark Teixeira
2B - Kelly Johnson
2B - Dan Uggla
SS - Edgar Renteria
SS - Ryan Theriot
OF - Adam Dunn
OF - Jacoby Ellsbury
OF - Gary Sheffield
OF - Jeff Francoeur
OF - Aaron Rowand
OF - J.D. Drew
OF - Luke Scott
SP - Johan Santana
SP - Erik Bedard
SP - Justin Verlander
SP - Matt Cain
SP - Jair Jurrjens
SP - Scott Baker
SP - Dave Bush
SP - Jorge Campillo
RP - Joel Zumaya
RP - Mariano Rivera

Trades

February

• Mercer AutoWreckers trade Curtis Granderson and their 2008 5th round pick to The Usual Suspects for Felix Hernandez, Brad Hawpe, and their 2008 9th round pick.
• The Usual Suspects trade Johan Santana, Garret Atkins, Miguel Tejada, and a 2008 14th round pick (previously acquired from Riders of Rohan) to Vandelay Industries for Alfonso Soriano, Mariano Rivera, and their 2008 1st round pick.
• Riders of Rohan trade Chris Young (SP, Padres), Hideki Matsui, their 12th round pick, and their 13th round pick to Vandelay Industries for their 2nd round pick and their 8th round pick.

March

• Riders of Rohan trade their 2nd round pick and a 2nd round pick (previously acquired from Vandelay Industries) to The Usual Suspects for their 1st round pick and their 5th round pick.

April

• The Usual Suspects trade Geovany Soto, Randy Wolf, Scot Shields, their 2009 1st round pick, and their 2009 2nd round pick to Vandelay Industries for Johan Santana, Ervin Santana, Manny Acosta, their 2009 13th round pick, and their 2009 14th round pick.

May

• Akron Pronks trade Ryan Church and their 2009 6th round pick to Vandelay Industries for Miguel Tejada and their 2009 12th round pick.

June

• The Usual Suspects trade Kelly Johnson, J.D. Drew, their 2009 3rd round pick, and their 2009 6th round pick to Howard's Heroes for Chone Figgins, Eric Gagne, B.J. Ryan, their 2009 7th round pick, and their 2009 14th round pick.
• The Usual Suspects trade Jon Lester to Mercer AutoWreckers for Brett Myers.
• The Usual Suspects trade Evan Longoria, Curtis Granderson, Yovani Gallardo, and their 2009 7th round pick to Vandelay Industries for Garret Atkins, Ichiro Suzuki, Joe Borowski, and their 2009 11th round pick.

July

• The Usual Suspects trade Rafael Furcal, Joe Borowski, and Rafael Soriano to Those Guys for Orlando Cabrera and Billy Wagner.
• Riders of Rohan trade George Sherrill to Mercer AutoWreckers for John Maine.
• Cleveland Enforcers trade Francisco Rodriguez, A.J. Burnett, and their 2009 2nd round pick to Stewies SexyParties for Vladimir Guerrero, C.J. Wilson, and their 2009 6th round pick.
• Cleveland Enforcers trade Joel Zumaya to Feisty Mosquitos for A.J. Pierzynski.

August

• Feisty Mosquitoes trade Takashi Saito to Cleveland Enforcers for Aaron Heilman.